The office manager asked one of his employees, "Do you happen to believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir, I certainly do," replied the new recruit.
"Well then, that makes everything just fine," the boss said.
"Sir?" asked the puzzled employee.
"After you left early yesterday to attend your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
Moral of the Story: Watch the alibis.
Posted by BK at 2:15 PM