Alice was in big trouble. She forgot her husband’s birthday was tomorrow and knew he would be really angry if she didn’t get him the present he wanted.
The next morning Alice got up early and left for work. When her husband woke up, he looked out the window expecting to see his present and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the husband put on his robe and ran out to the driveway. He grabbed the box and opened it.
Inside was a brand new bathroom scale.
Moral of the Story: Make it all about yourself and sometimes you'll get exactly what you asked for.