A priest then walks by and the woman yells up to the priest 'Father, can you help me? I fell into this hole and I can't get out'. The priest says a prayer, throws down a Bible and walks on.
And then a friend of the woman walks by and the woman yells up 'Hey, girl, I'm stuck in this hole and -' and before she can finish, the friend jumps down into the hole.
'What the hell are you doing?' the woman says, 'Now we're both down here!'
'Yup', says the friend, 'But I've been down here before and I know the way out.'
Moral of the Story: No one knows better about dark areas than another who has also been there.