In the Hole

So there's this woman walking down the street and she falls into a great big hole. A doctor walks by and the woman yells up to the doctor 'Hey, I fell in this hole, can you help me out?' The doctor writes a prescription, throws it into the hole, and walks on.

A priest then walks by and the woman yells up to the priest 'Father, can you help me? I fell into this hole and I can't get out'. The priest says a prayer, throws down a Bible and walks on.

And then a friend of the woman walks by and the woman yells up 'Hey, girl, I'm stuck in this hole and -' and before she can finish, the friend jumps down into the hole.

'What the hell are you doing?' the woman says, 'Now we're both down here!'

'Yup', says the friend, 'But I've been down here before and I know the way out.'

Moral of the Story: No one knows better about dark areas than another who has also been there.


Anonymous said...

Worst fable ever.

john volker said...

Who better to help you from a hole than one who has been there and found the way out.