The Good Book
Parking in a no parking zone, the businessman put a note under the windshield wiper of his car. The note read, "I've circled the block for over 20 minutes. I am now running late for an important meeting and if I don't park here, I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned to his car, he found a parking ticket and a note reading, "I've circled the block for over 20 years and if I don't give you this ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
Moral of the Story: For every valid point there is also a valid counterpoint.
Posted by BK at 3:34 PM