As one man was looking for a seat at the Stanley Cup Playoffs, he noticed a season ticket holder with an empty seat next to him.
"Are you holding that seat for anyone?" the man asked?
The season ticket holder responded, "My wife used to join me, but she passed away."
"Oh," said the man, "Why not bring a friend then?"
"I tried but they're all at the funeral."
Moral of the Story: Too much passion for anything is a bad thing.